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Thorvald

A god with a enormous dick. He can create whatever he wants and is over powered in combat situations. Thorvald can be used as a synonym to lady magnet. It is most used in Scandinavia. He is also very cool, and chill, and does probably not want to knock you out unless you are a piece of shit. If he wants something he can either build it or buy it, since he is rich as fuck. Thorvald is also a Master in memes, and has finished the hole meme high school. If you say half of a meme, Thorvald will always finish the second half. He will always be there if someone messes with your shit. (If you are his homie tho)

(Ps. Isak smells like shit)

“Have you met Thorvald?” “Yes I have, he is fucking awesome!”
“The popular guys gets all the girls at school!” Yes, that’s because his name is Thorvald!”

by MR fucking awesome bitch October 12, 2018