A specific type of bowel movement, typically produced by humans on a zero fiber diet, which has a texture consistent with organic peanut butter - this require the usage of nearly an entire role of toilet paper. This is of great financial benefit to Kimberly Clark - the worlds largest manufacturer of toilet paper.
One week my diet consisted entirely of saltine crackers, peanut butter, Oreo cookies, pretzels and sourdough bread. This resulted in my producing 1-2 Kimberly Clarks per day and forced a diet change rich in Brussels sprouts and Sauerkraut.
by MR Nipple June 07, 2014
An individual who prefers anal sex with another man - a phenomenon most men don't understand but which the Seinfeld crew has declared "not that there's any thing wrong with that".
by MR Nipple June 18, 2014
After eating sweet corn on the cobb along with The Colonel's original recipe you likely will drop a Kernel Sanders in the "toitie" the next morning.
by MR Nipple June 20, 2014