MR Nipple's definitions

Kernel Sanders

After eating sweet corn on the cobb along with The Colonel's original recipe you likely will drop a Kernel Sanders in the "toitie" the next morning.

Dudes! I had a Kernel Sanders this morning - can't wait to send u a picture of it!

by MR Nipple June 19, 2014

Butt Pirate

An individual who prefers anal sex with another man - a phenomenon most men don't understand but which the Seinfeld crew has declared "not that there's any thing wrong with that".

That dude is obviously a a butt pirate - and it looks like the guy with him is too!

by MR Nipple June 17, 2014

Kimberly Clark

A specific type of bowel movement, typically produced by humans on a zero fiber diet, which has a texture consistent with organic peanut butter - this require the usage of nearly an entire role of toilet paper. This is of great financial benefit to Kimberly Clark - the worlds largest manufacturer of toilet paper.

One week my diet consisted entirely of saltine crackers, peanut butter, Oreo cookies, pretzels and sourdough bread. This resulted in my producing 1-2 Kimberly Clarks per day and forced a diet change rich in Brussels sprouts and Sauerkraut.

by MR Nipple June 7, 2014