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A Shanida is a needed friend in a friend group. They're extremely funny and witty, their humor light up any conversation! They are always there if you need them, willing to murder anyone who hurts you! They're trustworthy and kind and caring, and just so perfect and amazing! And extremely homosexual.
They're never close to a straight person, they act completely different and don't look it either! They knew they weren't straight from the start, but never quite know what they're bargaining for.
Don't ever hurt a Shanida, for they will always bite back! And if you hurt anyone close to them, they're bringing out the bat!
Always care for Shanida, as they're never mentally stable. They love Monster and garlic bread, the typical non-binary bean!
Shanida is very smart, very knowledgeable and wise. They can spot a toxic friend from a mile away, and know when you're in the wrong! Don't worry, if you treat a Shanida right, they'll treat you right too!
Me: Shanida uses they/them pronouns, if you don't mind.
Homophobic person: In fact, I do mind! Shanida isn't a group of people are-
Shanida: *whips out bat*
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by MG_JG October 13, 2020

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Shanida is a lovely, caring, heartwarming and funny person. They always manage to make your day, no matter the circumstances! Even if they feel low themselves, they always put others first. That might be something good at times, but is also one of their fatal features. They'd die for anyone, and don't mind dying. Which is bad. They're also a fan of murder and gore, which leads to them always making death jokes.
We all love Shanida! We all need a Shanida in our lives!
Shanida is also very, very homosexual. Even if they never know who they're attracted to, they just know they're definitely not straight!
Shanida is a perfect person. A perfect representation of an amazing, kind and sweet friend who will protect you at any and all costs!
If you're ever mean to Shanida or to anyone close to you, they'll cuss you out for sure!
Me: Shanida uses they/them pronouns now!
Homophobic idiot: Shanida is more than one person? What? No.

Me: uh oh...
Shanida: *grabs bat*
by MG_JG October 13, 2020

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