A machine that is used by the Doctor, in the BBC series Doctor who. It goes ding when there's stuff.
*Alien monster fish beast flies overhead a blue box*
*Man comes out of blue box and chases after it screaming Allons y*
Timey-Whimey Detector: "DING"
A popular toaster pastry that comes in a wide variety of flavors. Its imperative that anytime one is seen out of its wrapper, "POPTART" must be screeched.
Friend: "Yum, a Poptart"
Friend : *cowers with fear at noisy friend*