MC Waitrose Essentials's definitions

bakery oven

Like a Dutch Oven, but by stealth and possibly without the duvet over the head. You just catch a whiff, as though walking past a bakery.

The missus bakery oven'd me. I rolled over in bed and thought the septic tank had backed up.

by MC Waitrose Essentials December 28, 2020

Anxe

A portmanteau of anxious and angsty

2020 winter lockdown has me very anxe

by MC Waitrose Essentials November 9, 2020