Definitions by MC I Got 100 Hammers

schumoney 

A human-like being with a God-Like presence, a pharoah persona, and the sexual blessing of pleasuring all females he encounters. Many refer to this being as a King Dingo (the ultimate being King Ding-a-Ling).

Who's that Dingo over there?

Who? King Ding A Ling?

Yes...

That's SchuMoney... DUH!

schumoney by MC I Got 100 Hammers April 12, 2017