Definitions by Lynch is your Keith
cum guzzling road whore
A dirty, dirty slut who looks like she's been rode hard and put away wet one too many times. Usually willing to guzzle cum at any time for a shot of Jager and a cigarette.
Quite frequently this person lives in a trailer and responds to the name Misty or Crystal.
Quite frequently this person lives in a trailer and responds to the name Misty or Crystal.
That sorority chick passed out in the bushes is a cum guzzling road whore.
Hoggie the Lebens is a cum guzzling road whore.
Hoggie the Lebens is a cum guzzling road whore.
cum guzzling road whore by Lynch is your Keith February 5, 2004