1 definition by Lud Kung-Fee

Also known as a Quaterbrain and a BFF = (Big Fat Fuck) Someone who is a nerd that sits at a computer all day listning to podcasts, playing Second Life (because he doesn't have a real one), watch bug porn just for the heck of it! and wanking off to 2GB ram on his super computer....
OMG!!!! that guy is a Quartermaine. RUN AWAY!!
by Lud Kung-Fee June 12, 2008
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