Lucious Lou's definitions

Cum Dunker

One who Ejaculates in his partners ass,then dunks whatever object he has into the ass ie: a doughnut and procedes to eat such object.

This can be performed with most objects that are chewable
ie: Crayons, Alaskan Pipeline, Bag A Dicks

"Levi is a huge cum Dunker"
"Levi Likes to cum dunk his alaskan pipeline every now and then"

by Lucious Lou August 11, 2006

Turd wrangler

One who wrangles turds,Before your Partner take a dump you stuff your manhood in their ass to Wrangle some turds ie: homo

in nautical terms a Turd Wrangler would be know as an Ass Pirate

"i was up on Brokeback Mountain Wrangling Turds"

"dude your such a turd wrangler"

"Sven please hog tie me and wrangle my turds"

"Honey its Turd Wrangling Thursday, get the stick of butter"

by Lucious Lou August 11, 2006