LucasDavenport's definitions

spraint

An injury to the wrist or hand that can be attributed to excessive masturbation. Really only noticeable if someone is wearing a cast - likely they will attempt to attribute this injury to something else though.

(Like we believe things like "carpal tunnel syndrome" are real. As if.)

She had a cast on her right wrist and when the spraint was identified, she wasn't impressed. Nice girls don't do that, you know.

by LucasDavenport June 28, 2007