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Lucas

The sexiest man on earth with rock hard abs and flawless hair. There is never not a hoe around him and boy does he collect them. He is the smartest, handsomest, pussy munching, indestructible legend that has a bank account filled with money that he has earned from passing bystanders to his beauty that pay him to have the privilege of being within 5 feet from him. He shits gold bricks and on special occasions diamonds. He’s not just rich in currency, he is rich with the unbelievably humongous giant penis in his cargo pants.

Live, laugh, LUCAS.

Holy shit look at Lucas and all his money and hoes

by Lucas the amazing acrobat December 13, 2023