1 definition by Lucas White
A large man with an oversized head that can eat an enitre jar of mayo, down a fifth of wild turkey, and still be able to run around without a shirt showing his sloppy titties and still find no shame in it the next day.
Dude1: Dude, last night you got so sloppy drunk you beat up your friend, broke into a house, stole a hoagie, got put in bed by the cops and ate a chicks fat hairy cookie.
Dude2: Hmmm, I honestly do not care, suck on my ball sack.
Dude1: Dude, your such a mayo.
Dude2: Hmmm, I honestly do not care, suck on my ball sack.
Dude1: Dude, your such a mayo.
by Lucas White January 17, 2008