Xav

Xav (stylized also as Zav/Jav) is simply the electromagnetic symbiotic unit of mass your love told you not to worry about. His bewildering light is infectious and comes straight from the Gods of Jerusalem themselves. Some even go as far to refer to him as Yeshua Santana...but not only is he the champion of Pu$$y he foremost holds school records (Alumni) in Basketball & Football, his jersey numbers were 6, 23, 83

When in doubt, Xavi will pull up with 2 tickets to poundtown and make everything better

Bernadette: Hey Xav, do you think I can get my zing back?

Xav: we'll see if you go do the dishes!

by Loverboy Tokyo June 07, 2023