Jackies are a rare and mysterious breed. Some say that they are pink hippopotami, but they do in fact exist. Seriously. Jackies are incredibly beautiful and hilarious and playful and will carry you on their backs up entire flights of stairs. They are very intelligent, and enjoy french things and music. Jackies make the world a better place.
Person 1: Jackies are the best!
Person 2: Yeah, they're my favorite! I love Jackie.