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High Speed

Stoned drivers who think they're going 65 MPH when they're really going 25 MPH.
Ant: How fast are you going?
Jay: I think 65. Never mind, I'm going 12.

Ant: Dude, you're driving so slow right now.
Jay: I know. I'm sorry. I'm just really high.

Had I not been driving at high speed, I probably would have hit that deer... and I probably would've hit that kid who ran onto the street for his kickball.
by Louie Wolfe October 23, 2012
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