Lorpsie the Dragon's definitions

Golden Cookie

The result from not wiping your ass after taking a poop and then walking around with remnants of poop around your anus. Usually the result from not remembering to wipe or from the result of just purposely not wiping. Can cause your future farts to smell worse.

Steve ended up with a golden cookie after forgetting to wipe after he took a huge dump.

by Lorpsie the Dragon January 3, 2010