Lord of the Porings's definitions

VTEC

A "performance enhancing technology" employed by Honda in its "high-performance" "engines."

My Civic makes 130hp and 12 ft/lb of torque, yo.

VTEC keeps the hamsters from getting too tired.

Wait, you mean a bottle of Mountain Dew displaces more than my engine?

by Lord of the Porings September 19, 2004