Definitions by Lord ZS

Dan 

Dan (Duh-an), Noun: A soulless ginger who will always be considered the #2 son-in-law.

dan (duh-an), Verb: To actively come in second place in every aspect of life, especially at being a son-in-law.

see also; danning, dannies, dans, danned

Person 1: Did you see Dan today?
Person 2: I did. He was trying to impress his mother-in-law, but she was having none of it, because he will always be the #2 son-in-law.
Person 1: Ohh. That is too bad. The sooner he learns to quit being such a dan, the happier he will be!

Dan by Lord ZS December 13, 2012