1 definition by Lord Mort
A blackened death band from Lexington, Kentucky. The goal of Kur is to crush beer as they watch the world burn!
Mortimus: Hey have you heard of Kur?
Teenage bopper: You mean the rap artist?
Mortimus: What? How dare you insult Kur!!!!!
Mortimus *beats teenage bopper to a pulp and brands the Kur dragon above her buttox"
Teenage bopper: You mean the rap artist?
Mortimus: What? How dare you insult Kur!!!!!
Mortimus *beats teenage bopper to a pulp and brands the Kur dragon above her buttox"
by Lord Mort May 20, 2018