Definitions by Lord Crinkle

monkeymongmashed 

knackerfaced;shitfaced;drunkus mulunkus;headfucked;cunted;
not just mashed, beyond mongmashed.

I can't believe I shagged all those russian dockers last night, I was so monkeymongmashed.

monkeymongmashed by Lord Crinkle November 23, 2003