2 definitions by Lookin 4 BEANZ

Michael Long

God among all childs. He is founder of the LongBoys basketball team. He feeds on memes. On Passover, Jews put memes out on the front door to avoid their first born getting cheek-clapped by Senpai A.K.A Michael Long. His power level is equal to the the power level of chuck norris times the power level of God. In his free time he goes to ChristianMingle.com

Michael Long walks down to taco bell to get hamburger.

Literally Nobody:

Michael Long:

MAKE ME A SANDWICH OR PERISH IN HELL!!

by Lookin 4 BEANZ May 10, 2019

Carter Norman

God with a buzzcut. Absolute legend. Watches anime but never gets a boner. Has only shown us his mortal form. World Record Kirby player. Smallest penis but largest balls. DO NOT ANGER HIM OR YOU WILL PAY.

I saw the legendary Carter Norman on the street. His balls dropped 50 feet.

by Lookin 4 BEANZ May 7, 2019