1 definition by Longrod Von Penisface

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Someone who like to take jizz to the face during working out, it encourages them to get strong. Loftiss's usually like gay butt sex in between getting head by old men. Loftiss's are usually strong to make up for the lack of penis size, loftiss's are know to have extremly small penis's.

Loftiss's are usually named Glenn.
"Dude, look at that doucher hes such a loftiss! I bet his penis is small too!"
by Longrod Von Penisface February 25, 2009

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