Definitions by Lola Shackleboom

Lamp Whisperer 

(n.) One who whispers to and tames wild lamps because they are so vicious.

Not to be mistaken with dog whisperer or ghost whisperer

That girl just whispered to that wild lamp. She must be a lamp whisperer.

Lamp Whisperer by Lola Shackleboom January 1, 2011

Lamps 

Plural form of lamp, used for seeing in the dark and turning on to see.

Also known as one's best friends, because they are so cool.

Lola: See those lamps over there?
Bob: Yeah, they're so cool. Are they your best friends?
Lola: Yeah.

Lamps by Lola Shackleboom December 31, 2010