1 definition by Lol _Mazter

The hottest lesbian girl ever and hates people over 31.

Evil mastermind that is slowly causing the world to crumble before him.

Guy who gets laid any time he wants to
Guy#1:Whoa dude did you see that segis over there?
Guy#2:.........Ohh yea i do

Guy#1:I think i saw that segis guy in the street a while back, do you think i should tell the police?
Guy#2: no way man, hell kill you!!!

Guy#1:Man....I wish i was as lucky as segis.

by Lol _Mazter March 2, 2009
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