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A Canadian goddess, eh. The most beautiful girl in all of Saskatchewan. She wanders the wilderness naked and is a friend to all animals. Her lips taste of Molson, and her nipples produce pure maple syrup. When excited, her beaver gushes like Niagara - bring a poncho. She will sex you to death.
Terrence: "You see that beauty over that Philip?"
Philip: "You can't handle her jelly, Terrence! She's a Keara!"
Philip: "You can't handle her jelly, Terrence! She's a Keara!"
by Loganberry's Red Room of Pain August 8, 2015
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