Definitions by Logan TIncher

mastuche 

The female mustache, can be long or short, and maybe Hitler sized in some cases. Mostly found on Swedish or Italian women.

OMG she has a mastuche, that is sick, dude.
Wow, Im growing a mastuche, I'll never have a date again.

mastuche, mastuches, mastuche infested

mastuche by Logan TIncher January 28, 2005