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Definitions by Localsnitch beater

tom is defo sus and likes cock up his ass hes like the new version of hitler with a better kd
joe: who is tom

ben: tom is the new hitler but hes gay

joe: whos joe

ben:joe MAMA
obama: come an take this L

*joe dies from cumming in toms ass*
tom by Localsnitch beater June 11, 2021
Can be one of the biggest wankers you know they can be absolute snakes but then they can be really nice they tend to have a crush on ugly boys they always wear really chavy stuff they always have really smashed Nokia bricks they are so dumb half the time but when they have a crush on you you better fucking run like the wind this bitch gonna become obsessed
Mark: shit man Keira has a crush on me

Henry: run like the mother fucking hills this bitch gonna give a blow job and then bite down and she will become obsessed
Keira by Localsnitch beater April 18, 2020