1 definition by Lobsters Attack

upgrade

n. The process of walking up to a toilet intending to urinate and, before or after urinating, changing one's mind to instead sit down and defecate.

v. To perform an upgrade.

While I was pissing I let out the biggest, nastiest fart. It stank so bad, I knew I had to upgrade.

by Lobsters Attack February 17, 2011