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1) When you're slamming a duece (pooping), and the turd enters the toilet with enough velocity to cause the toilet water to splash up and hit you in the ass.
Meghan: Honey, why is your ass all wet?!?
Troy: I was taking a huge shit and experienced massive amounts of turdsplash!
Troy: I was taking a huge shit and experienced massive amounts of turdsplash!
by Liquid Plumber January 27, 2010
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