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Is the projectile of male ejaculate into a freezer whilst having the door close immediately, forming a spindle of human spermatozoa from the freezer roof in a stalactite like fashion. The frozen accumulation is then retrieved and inserted back into the penal canal, constituting the act of a shassey.
to shassey- ejaculating into a freezer and slamming the door so the semen can harden into a chrysalis composition, and then having it been wedged in between the foreskin and corpus afterwards.
by Lincoln Banes July 14, 2010

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