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Saffy

A fairy of the forest. She will appear to wanderers who piss under an English oak and chant the ancient Celtic incantation:

“By rowan red and heather green,
By herb and brew and things unseen.”

She'll conjure potions and remedies to help you with your woes. These concoctions will rarely work as advertised, and you'll be lucky to come out unimpaired.
Saffy crafted him a love potion, now his knees don't work!

Saffy spooked me when I was pissing in the woods!
by LimpyGimpy February 4, 2026
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