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Definitions by Lil Uzi Verts dick's in my ass

Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly on the Table 

It is the sensational sensation of a dude who ties a feather to his tongue and licks your dangling balls while you are strapped to the bottom of a table.
Homie: Hey bro wanna play around with our penises?
Homie 2: Yea of course man will you give me a furry balls plopped menacingly on the table?
Homie: omg I'm so fuckin' gay for you right now.

pendulum 

Swinging your penis around in your pants to flirt with girls
Homie: What are you doing?
Homie 2: Im just swinging da pendulum