Definitions by Lil Dick Energy

Mongoose Vs. Spitting Cobra 

You starve a wild mongoose for 5 days and 4 nights in your bathroom. On the 5th night walk in on it and try to ejaculate on its face.

Rikki Tikki Tavi really got me considering the mongoose vs. spitting cobra

Mongoose Vs. Spitting Cobra by Lil Dick Energy May 28, 2019