Lil' Debbie's definitions

gooness

The female variation of the goon, defined as one of two things:

1. a stupid, awkward, tactless person
2. a redneck, roughneck, hoosier, or some variation thereof

Damn, man. You see that trailer park girl over there? She all done up like a gooness.

by Lil' Debbie July 31, 2009