Definitions by Lightning moose

freaky greek pasta 

The act of masterbating and ejaculating into a gyro and leaving it for a friend to eat.

J: Yea I came into that gyro earlier and left it for Jason.

T: oh so you got him with a freaky greek pasta?
J: yea ill tell him it's tziki sauce

freaky greek pasta by Lightning moose February 4, 2015