1 definition by Life hurts me mentally

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The most frustrating person you'll ever meet. She can be lit sometimes but 5 seconds later she'll be screaming at you from some dumb shit. You may even be chilling on the couch and she'll degrade your existence. She can't keep her mouth shut for a minute and just says whatever the fuck she wants. You're dad won't do shit because he doesn't want taste her wrath for good reason.
You: (just on your phone in your room)
Step mom (little devil) : (BANGS DOOR LIKE SHE WANTS TO KILL IT OR SOMETHING)
You: What the fuck
Stepmom: OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO LAZY! YOU DON'T DO SHIT! I AM HOLDING UP THIS HOUSE AND YOU'RE ON YOUR LIL PHONE TEXTING ALL YOUR FRIENDS! HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO LIVE BY YOURSELF?! GOD YOU ARE SOOOOO USELESS I DON'T KNOW HOW YOUR DAD DEALS WITH YOUR ASS!
You: What the fuck
Step mom: (Slams door and continues to scream how "useless" you are)
You: What the fuck
You: Do you hear this shit dad
Dad: Same thing happened to me 5 minutes ago
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by Life hurts me mentally March 05, 2019

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