1 definition by Liberater of Libations
Hogging is an actual rodeo style competion where contestants must stay inside (doggy style) of a fat girl for a full eight seconds. The clock starts only after your friends burst into the room via the door or closet and then procede to turn on the lights and start making pig calls (zoo zoo zooooie). The rider may hold on to her hair or even a sweaty roll of lard and flesh. This is very hilarious if you document it with video! Proof that you deserve to wear a fajita plate as a belt buckle. Happy riding buckaroos.
I was hogging this girl that resembled a manatee and only lasted 5.6 seconds. I couldn't help it she bucked free. Lane Frost is rolling over in his grave.
by Liberater of Libations August 15, 2006