1 definition by Liam John

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A universally large twat who chooses to describe particular items in such a way as to make himself appear more of a "man" to his friends.

Often seen enjoying a cock or two, he is most fond of large, firm black penises, and loves to stick them where the sun never shines.

Has also been seen participating in a bukkake session with the following:-
Michael Hunt
John Heinz Kerry
John Keinz Kerry
Richard Munch: "That's right Michael Hunt/John Heinz Kerry/John Keinz Kerry/Dazzla/maxican't, push it harder!!"
by Liam John August 25, 2008
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