A universally large twat who chooses to describe particular items in such a way as to make himself appear more of a "man" to his friends.
Often seen enjoying a cock or two, he is most fond of large, firm black penises, and loves to stick them where the sun never shines.
Has also been seen participating in a bukkake session with the following:-
John Heinz Kerry
John Keinz Kerry
Richard Munch: "That's right Michael Hunt/John Heinz Kerry/John Keinz Kerry/Dazzla/maxican't, push it harder!!"