"I have the mirena, but it has nasty side effects..."
"I'm on the best form of birth control there is!"
"Really? What's that?"
"Leznopil!"
"I'm on the best form of birth control there is!"
"Really? What's that?"
"Leznopil!"
by Lezbionic Woman January 09, 2014

Boy: Daaamn, that Lezbionic Woman got more numbers than I did, yo, that's messed up! I need to step the game up on these shorties
by Lezbionic Woman February 25, 2009
