2 definitions by Lexi Bieber
Legend says if you yell "CHUNK" to the mysterious "pepper mint man" who's wallet is on fire. He will then smother the fire with a single fold. Then reach into his manly magic khakis of infinite candy. And throw a small individually wrapped peppermint candy in your direction. This magic man only appears in this world a couple times a year. 10,000,000 year old story books say that children love to chant the magical words that summon this peppery man in hope that candy will be flying throughout the air. Sadness is spread amongst the poor little children until the next time they come into contact with the pepper man
by Lexi Bieber November 7, 2019