Definitions by Lewisville Slugga

Squishmitten

Quite simply a vagina. This comes from how it fits around you like a squishy mitten.

How'd your date go? I beat the squishmitten up all night.

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While getting head, you ejaculate on your partner's face, chest, and in their mouth. Rumored to have originated in Fayetteville, Arkansas

Dawg! Dat bitch iz crazy! She just gave back to back ice cream blow jobs to DJ Squishmitten and Lewisville Slugga! Now she's all sticky.

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