Leszek Kolakowski's definitions

Zem

The original zemafile. His powers of sketchiness and making people (mostly girls) feel extremely awkward and uncomfortable are greater than any other.

Zem is a zemafile.
Zem attends FSC.

by Leszek Kolakowski December 28, 2005

zemafile

A person who is one step above a pedophile. It originates from the being of Przemyslow (more commonly known as Zem), who's large amount of sketchiness as well as extreme pedophile tendencies have yet to be matched.

Przemyslow is a zemafile.
Girls freak out when Zem touches them sexually because he is in fact a zemafile.

by Leszek Kolakowski July 28, 2008