Definitions by LemonSmasher

Thora Hird 

New-age Cockney Rhyming Slang for turd. More often used to mean excrement than the 'offensive' variations of the word, although sometimes used as a mild insult.

I've just deposited a Thora Hird in your Gary Glitter Shitter.

Thora Hird by LemonSmasher November 30, 2004