tap

1, n. TAP, standing for Totally Acceptable Pussy or Totally Acceptable Penis, or someone who is not a hottie, but looks good enough to bang in a pinch.
2, adj. describing someone who is TAP by the previous definition.

1. "Was she hot?" "Nah, but she was TAP."
2. "There's a lot of TAP in this room."

by Lemon Drop Kid August 31, 2003