Lee Hughes's definitions

Log Neck Monster

To take a hot log on the neck of an unsuspecting person who is asleep or has just passed out through over consumption of alcohol. Take a picture and leave the Log to set rock hard like a collar around their neck over night. Post on the internet and wait for them to awake in the morning to the horror of the Log Neck Monster.

Ive jut released a Log Neck Monster on Cunny :-)

by Lee Hughes January 18, 2009

buzznuts

lumps of stale shat stuck to your arse crack hairs

I cant sit down properly cos my buzznuts will rip out all my arse hairs

by Lee Hughes July 2, 2008