Definitions by Lee Farmie
mad dog
Someone who, during the course of a conversation or debate, becomes increasingly agitated and ends up ranting and raving.
The best way of tipping such a person over the edge is to start chanting "mad dog, mad dog, mad dog", in unison, quietly at first but growing in volume while tapping your nails on the table top. This will guarantee an hilarious end to the conversation.
The best way of tipping such a person over the edge is to start chanting "mad dog, mad dog, mad dog", in unison, quietly at first but growing in volume while tapping your nails on the table top. This will guarantee an hilarious end to the conversation.
mad dog by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004
bruno's arm
A stool rendered unflushable by its sheer enormity. Named after fomer British heavyweight boxer, Frank Bruno.
Angela quickly moved on to the next lavatory having been horrified by the sight of bruno's arm in the first.
bruno's arm by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004
Sutherland rules
There often comes a time in any competitive sport, game or pastime where the rules are mysteriously changed to favour one participant. This participant will convince all his or her opponents that these are the commonly accepted and legitimate rules regardless of available published regulations which are to hand and which they seem to contradict.
The person asserting these revised rules will be strongly advantaged and will almost invariably win as a result of these rules. These are Sutherland Rules.
The person asserting these revised rules will be strongly advantaged and will almost invariably win as a result of these rules. These are Sutherland Rules.
Sutherland rules by Lee Farmie October 6, 2004
Floating cheese
A prolonged conversation of no meaning undertaken exclusively by males under the influence of large quantities of alcohol. Nothing of any value is established through such intercourse the purpose of which is purely for the entertainment of those so engaged. Although utterly hilarious to those participating in a floating cheese conversation such talk invariably leaves sober bystanders and all females wholly perplexed.
The term comes from one such meaningless conversation in which the relative bouyancy of cheese was hotly debated for many hours.
The term comes from one such meaningless conversation in which the relative bouyancy of cheese was hotly debated for many hours.
Floating cheese by Lee Farmie October 6, 2004