Lee Farmie's definitions

Toilet hugging

Almost complete incapacitation due to excessive alcohol consumption. A toilet-hugger is likely to wake up in the morning on the lavatory floor with a raging hangover.

Digby was left toilet-hugging drunk having had one pint of Strongbow too many at the golf club on Saturday night.

by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004

blazer

An official of any small amateur or semi-professional football (soccer) club in the UK. They are often, but not exclusively, elderly, haughty and completely out of touch with the club's supporters.

They drink free tea and cakes before, at half-time and after the game, they NEVER pay to watch the game and always receive a free programme or matchday magazine. They almost invariably wear a white shirt, a club tie and, of course, a blazer: a dark jacket often bearing the club's crest on the breast pocket.

They tend to be held in low esteem by supporters and "blazer" should be considered a derogatory term.

As Vice Chairman, Clive felt he was an important and respected figure at the club. The fans just sniggered at the pompous old blazer.

by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004

glaswegian kiss

A head butt. Where one person violently smashes his or her forehead into the face of another normally resulting the latter's discomfort and/or severe facial injury.

Peeved by Rupert's impertinence, Neville gave him a glaswegian kiss and put him hospital.

by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004

snecklifter

A beer ponce. A sneck is an old-fashioned latch and a snecklifter was someone who would lift the latch on a door of a pub, poke their head into the bar to see if there was the friendly face of someone who would buy him a pint.

Lent its name to a dark ale brewed by Jennings of Cockermouth in the English Lake District.

As usual, Terry, a notorious snecklifter, left the pub without buying a round.

by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004