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DTMJ

DTMJ is a shortened version of Dont Touch My Junk! It is a phrase useful to women in paticular, especially on a first date.
Man: Hey, how you doin? (goes to grab womans... cough)
Woman: Hey! DTMJ!
by Leanna Big Fat Banana April 27, 2011
mugGet the DTMJmug.

Rock Paper Scissors Dynamite

When playing Rock Paper Scissors and you unexpectedly realise you are losing, you play dynamite as it beats everything.

Some proffessional players consider this a foul move and scram CHEAT whn it is used.

Dynamite is played by pointing out your index (the first) finger.
Everyone: Rock, Paper, Scissors!

Boy 1 has played rock, Boy 2 has played scissors and Boy 3 has played dynamite.

Boy 1 and Boy 2: You CHEAT! Dynamite isn't real!

Boy 3: Is there a rock paper scissors dynamite rule book now?
by Leanna Big Fat Banana April 27, 2011
mugGet the Rock Paper Scissors Dynamitemug.

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