Lazy Iguana's definitions

Fire Fart

Any fart that burns your ass on it's way out. Usually happens after eating very spicy foods and usually smell extra horrible. NOTE - the Fire Fart does not require a lighter, matches, or any other ignition source. For lighting your farts on fire please see "gay fraternity stunt".

After eating all those hot chicken wings, I laid a fire fart that burned a hole in my car seat.

by Lazy Iguana December 24, 2008