Lazlomatic 's definitions

Volcel

Voluntarily celibate. One who avoids, dating, sex, marriage, and romantic relationships entirely with the opposite sex.

Characterized by an aggressive form of M.G.T.O.W. where men avoid relationships of any sort with the opposite sex, because of the inherent risk and little potential upside of such relationships.

“Graypillers”

That’s my last fucking Tinder date, I’m going graypill.”

“You mean you are going to be a volcel??

by Lazlomatic January 27, 2024

the paradox

Start by fucking your girl from behind. Pull out briefly and have your hidden friend quickly take your place. Then go outside and wave at her from a window.

Will you help me with the paradox with my girl tonight.

by Lazlomatic April 20, 2018