LayItonYou's definitions

Paranoid

The perpetual motion act of not knowing what the hell is going on around you and thinking that you do. Usually resulting in flushing of a perfectly good stash down the toilet to awaiting fish, and then getting busted the day you decide not too!

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean that they are not after you.

by LayItOnYou March 19, 2007

A beaver attempt

A burning in the eyes, nose or throat when beginning to go south of the border on a lady.

How did your date go?
ANSWER: I almost had to call hazmat on a beaver attempt!

by LayItOnYou March 18, 2007

Paranoid

The perpetual motion act of not knowing what the hell is going on around you and thinking that you do. Usually resulting in flushing of a perfectly good stash down the toilet to awaiting fish, and then getting busted the day you decide not too!

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean that they are not after you.

by LayItOnYou March 18, 2007